i pooped on santa claus

by Thom McCarthy

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Deviously written and recorded by Thom McCarthy

Thom McCarthy - Guitar/Vocals/misc
Andrea Poulsen - Piano/Vocal


well i pooped on santa claus
yes i pooped on santa claus
i laid a king-size brick on old saint nick with my hole
and i ain't gettin' nothin' but coal

he wanted milk and cookies
and that's a fact
but when i gave him the butthole dookies
he took my presents back
and that's that

it was an accident
i didn't mean it, no
it was a crowded afternoon at the mall
and i really had to go


released December 16, 2017
Cover art designed by Andrea Poulsen and Thom McCarthy

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